You Honestly Need Lessons? (An Actual Phone Call to a Library)

At Paradise Plaza, where we get an interesting call.

Wannabe Pick-up Artist: "Do you have any books about how to be a womanizer?"

Response: "Please hold."

(Entire circulation staff dies of laughter for a solid two minutes)

Answer: "No. I'm sorry. We don't"

WPA: "Dang."