Friday, December 4, 2009

The Kris Is....


Boom! After a year off, Tony Kris is returning to explore the horrors of library life and working!

A word about my absence. Yes, I am now the owner of an MA in History (pending graduation in 2 weeks) and even better, I'll be going for my Ph. D! Yup, my wacky Thesis was approved. Not only that, I'll be working for the Big City library for another 6 months at the very least. So they'll be tons of stories. Here's some recent ones:

At New Belfast, a girl of about 7 comes up to the desk to ask for a computer. Whilst waiting, she digs in her butt, and then SMELLS HER FINGER!!!

At Buffalo, a patron asks me if we have "Girls Gone Wild" videos to check out. And then my good friend Petey Pedaphile shows up for the first time in over a year.

So get ready. It's gonna be fun.