Wednesday, January 2, 2008

A New Land Speed Record

At the Buffalo Branch, where my speed in checking out an elderly patron causes him to exclaim:

Countrified Patron- "Good Lord boy! You're quicker than a jack-rabbit on a date!"

I didn't know Lagomorphs were so promiscuious.

1 comment:

Gardenbuzzy said...

Ah, have you never heard the saying, "Multiplying like rabbits"? Those little buggers are hot to trot!